"Oh yes hello... do you look after models and other talents?"
"YES, WE DO. MODELS MAINLY..."
"ok great. My 3 year old really wants to model, and she is also an abstract artist"
*SILENCE*
"...OK... WELL... WE DON'T LOOK AFTER CHILDREN SO I CANT REALLY HELP YOU"
"ok. so what about the art?"
"THE ART?"
"Yes... the art. My daughter is an extreemly talented abstract artist."
"...UM.. THE THREE YEAR OLD?"
"yes, the three year old. her art is very abstract. i am hoping to get her an agent for her art. she is very good""
"IM AFRAID I CANT HELP YOU. I AM SURE IF YOU CALL A CHILDRENS AGENCY THEY WILL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU"
"okay great, thanks for your help. thats great. thanks. Goodbye"
".NO PROBLEM... GOODBYE"
(call ends)
***Riiiiiight....... A 3 year old. That does abstract art. Go figure!!! ****!!!!!